Kiwi Escape

At a party of the who's who in Silicon Valley, I overheard that someone who's name rhymes with Lark Luckerderg, and Eff Jezos (other's were also mentioned) have spent billions of dollars prepping New Zealand as the emergency escape compound for if the shit hits the fan in the Western world.

It wasn't until just about everything was set in place when someone who's name rhymes with Eon Busk pointed out a great flaw in this plan. "Who's going to save you from your armed guards? Or, are you expecting them to just wave Hi to you from their huts while you sip tea on your veranda?"

The silence was UNCOMFORTABLE.